2 Pack of Epstein Soap on a Rope.  

Ingredients: Snark, Sarcasm, Dark Humor, Meme Magic, Goat Milk, and Non-GMO & Sustainable Palm. Sorbitol, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Stearic Acid, Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Myristic Acid, Lauric Acid, Goat Milk, Yellow 5, Titanium Dioxide.
 
Allergy Warning: Do not use is you have an allegy or aversion to Snark, Sarcasm, or Dark Humor.